In Today and Tomorrow's news...

I was drunk yesterday... obviously. How else could I not see my post for Monday? I mean honestly. I'm a big stupid some days...

Anyhoo.... Renee Zellweger!!!!

Sans Husband!!! Sans Noticable Body Fat! Sans Blood! Sans Suitably Coloured Frock!



She's also looking like a duo-tone person. What's up with the funny browny face and the sparkling white body?

Ag shame... look at it....



All lonesome and drunk and veiny at the bar. With only fancy shot glasses to keep her company.... Somebody save her.