Friday, September 23, 2005

In Today's News...

We're trying something different on Friday's from now on...

It's kinda like a "Now and Then - Blast from the Past" type of effort so give it a chance. Just proof that these people would be nobody's without their publicists and stylists. (Let me know what you think, mmkay?)

Normal news will also run on Friday so try to differentiate! Love you all madly!


In Today's News....

Fergie has finally, FINALLY, lost the plaits...

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Sadly, it would seem this is a case of "lost the plaits, gained a gigantic bubble at the bottom of my outfit".... when, tell me my friends, when did the bubble skirt go out of fashion? I believe I owned one in the eighties. Maybe Fergie has been hanging onto this one, waiting for that one day... the one glorious premiere... when she can drag it out, dust it off and start another trend.

Cos we all know how well her plaits trend attempt worked out for her.


A look over my shimmery, shiny, shoulder...


Hi y'all... yeah, Eva Mendes here... remember me? Uh.. yeah, like I was saying to Marsha... I haven't always been a Cleopatra fan...

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I used to like Cher too.... or was that Allyssa Milano? Oh you know, the slutty one...

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Thursday, September 22, 2005

In Today's News...

Portia De Rossie blinds innocent bystander!!!!

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You can almost feel the blonde lady's pain. One minute, you're walking around offering blow jobs in exchange for photographs. The next, you catch a glimpse of something orange and that's the last glimpse you get... ever again. I hear Portia's PR gal walks around behind her, handing out free pairs of giant, black sunnies.


In other news... Tara Reed is kidding herself...

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... no, dear, you're just not.


Hey hey hey!!! Mira Sorvino's got jubblies, baby!

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I don't know if they've always been there but I've never really noticed them before today... wow!


Last... but certainly not least. We have the 'man who used to play basketball but was beaten to a pulp by his then wife, which left him bubbling like a girl and dressing like one too". Ladies and Gents... I give you the Giant Girl's Blouse who used to be Dennis Rodman...

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I think I know now why Carmen smacked him around... Look at that.... Fuckinell... I want to box him around a bit and I'm a freaking pacifist.

*sigh*....