It's kinda like a "Now and Then - Blast from the Past" type of effort so give it a chance. Just proof that these people would be nobody's without their publicists and stylists. (Let me know what you think, mmkay?)
Normal news will also run on Friday so try to differentiate! Love you all madly!
In Today's News....
Fergie has finally, FINALLY, lost the plaits...

Sadly, it would seem this is a case of "lost the plaits, gained a gigantic bubble at the bottom of my outfit".... when, tell me my friends, when did the bubble skirt go out of fashion? I believe I owned one in the eighties. Maybe Fergie has been hanging onto this one, waiting for that one day... the one glorious premiere... when she can drag it out, dust it off and start another trend.
Cos we all know how well her plaits trend attempt worked out for her.
A look over my shimmery, shiny, shoulder...
Hi y'all... yeah, Eva Mendes here... remember me? Uh.. yeah, like I was saying to Marsha... I haven't always been a Cleopatra fan...

I used to like Cher too.... or was that Allyssa Milano? Oh you know, the slutty one...



