Jason Lee used to be good looking!
Seriously. Where is my 'two guys and a girl' Jason Lee? He was so cute and funny and gorgeous. Now it looks as though Sean Connery has a contender for the 'most obnoxious looking old dude with a beard' award.
Courtney used to be a p'urty young thang full of promise...
She comes across as a strung out female impersonator who got stuck in some alley with some dude on steriods who thought she was a chick...
Dita Von Teese used to be pretty...
... back when she was like three and hadn't yet fallen into the ugly prostitute make up pool. Now, she's just trying too hard to look too white and too dead and too Manson'y and too cool and too zombiefied and too skinny and too Scarlet and too puke for words.
But one thing I can not say is that Gold Lame hotpants used to be cool...
... cos that has and will never EVER be the case. Take her out and shoot her.
In other news.... is this not the oddest looking family photo you've ever seen?
Like seriously, Kevin Smith was never the most stable of people but he has managed to keep it together long enough to come up with some semblance of a career. Why then does he seemingly force his family to get dressed while blind folded or in a darkened room?
And page six news reports that Katey is still on the coke...
Sources reported that Mz Moss apparently got some cocaine smeared in amongst her many MANY wrinkles at a luncheon held recently. Jesus, did you notice those wrinkles? I mean, have you had a proper look? Hey! By the way, WRINKLES!
Last but not least, Miss Lohan makes a reappearance to ITN pages...
Well, one cannot be sure whether this is Lindsay or not - although the ancient granny attire should give it away - but we do know that whoever it is is really bad at giving head. That guy looks terrified and bored at the same time, as if that were possible.
