Sunday, August 13, 2006

In Today's News...

What the hell happened to Elliot Gould while I wasn't looking?

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He looks like someone's perverted old Granpappy and he's just asked you whether you're going to sit on his knee... huh? Huh? Do ya wanna?


While we're on the topic of old folk...

Tara Reid's boobs are still saggier than my gran's...

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And her shirt just adds insult to injury.


I'm sad, but, because I'm smart, I am not surprised to say that Jessica Simpson is fast closing in on her territory...

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I think the woman walking to her right could be saying: "Girls, girls, girls... dunno if you know this but the rule of thumb is... if it's bigger than a small C cup, wear a god damned bra!"


And how could I close this weeks session without an update from Britters?

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This is just disgusting. Sorry. I've nothing against people wearing their 'slops' when they're not on stage, or at a premiere event but this is taking things to a new level of slop.