In today's news...

What the fuck is that??????


These five words can be used to head up almost every pictures I have uploaded in anticipation of the great return of ITN. I've been awfully slack, felt awful about it and after a self inflicted period of starvation have decided to forgive myself and get back to work. So, here's to hopefully uploading a few photos at least once a day!

Now... back to the stuff that matters...

Let's start with... What...



... the fuck is this stupid little twit thinking? Is she trying to detract from her odd boobs? I'd say that's the only freaking option. "Hmmm y'all. My boobs are kind of odd. My vagina isn't getting as much air as usual. Got to find a way to keep cool. Just got to! Y'all!"




What the fuck is that????



Are those veins or has this nutter had giant earthworms surgically implanted into her arms for fun? I mean C for seriously - those are some giant veins man... I'd see a doctor or something.


And what the bleeding fuck is going on here?



Is that some sort of strange wrinkle or is her wig just glued too tight? How ghastly. I think I'd shave. She should speak to Britters, that little blighter has the right idea. Having a bad hair day can't think of anything to do with it... shave it all off!

And while we're at it, I'd really like to know what the fucking fuck is going on here...



I suppose it all makes sense now, you know the whole JT dumping the human prune. I was confused at his decision until I clapped eyes on this. Oh, and I hate the dark hair. Blonde makes wrinkles magically disappear... just look at old Scarlett...

And last but not least....

Seriously...

What the fuck is that?



A boy or a girl? Kate swears it's a lad but I don't know. How long to you grow your sons hair before he starts feeling a bit confused? Cut it the fuck off. Do us all a freaking favour!