No... no she's not. And here I am sucking my gut in and covering my thighs up. I've got it all wrong. I should just flab myself around in front of all and sundry...
Also... the corn rows...I don't know what the fuck I'm going to say about those.
Another area I seem to be failing at is sitting up straight...
I mean if I'm going to be famous like Uma I've gotta start slouching so that one day when I'm in my forties my boobs will have fallen in love with my knees and will spend the majority of the time trying to get down there to be with them forever!
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