There is a god... Matthew Mcconaughey has gone from striving to become the missing link....
to returning to the land of the man god where he belongs...
Well done sir!
In other news... this is what marriage does to people! Be warned!
Michelle Williams's hair looks terrible and so does Heath Ledger's. This is sucky. It must be stopped. Bring back the Dawson's Creek curly's dude.
The next three pictures left me on the speechless end of the vocab arena.
This dude... this Pete Doherty fella... what is he? Dead? Dying?
All I know is that Kate has her hand shoved up his arse and has been dragging him round to functions as some sort of sick kiddies party trick slash extended ventriloquist dummy practise session. Just looking at that pale green skin makes me reach for the nearest blood baggie.
Then there's Shannon Sossamon... Shannon who? I hear you ask... exactly.
Was in one or two of those odd ball films where she was always the miserable teen who was either raped or killed off in some weird suicide shoot. Why is she still going to functions? The same reason I should be on drugs - because everybody has a dead gran who's dresses need airing.
And then there's Tori Spelling. I never fancied her. I always thought her face was weird. Huge protruding eyeballs, lopsided nostrils floating above gigantic inflated lips - just didn't fit in with the 90s world outside of Beverly Hills 90210...
And now that she's a giant pregnant woman things aren't looking much better... shame.
Finally...
This... is Jenna Jameson?
Are you fucking kidding me? This is the leather strap with giant leather boobs attached that hundreds of men want to bone til their weeners fall off? You've got to be joking...
