Thursday, May 10, 2007

In Today's News...

First, let's get business out of the way. I've figured out what was wrong with Imageshack and those annoying little 'image missing' jobbies should never darken your screens again! Picture sizes will also soon be returning to normal by the next edition.

Ahem...

Let's start with Britters... it's been a while since we had a proper look at this crazy cowgirl... Now tell me, how do we get from this...



Okay, bit trashy but still, she's looking crazy delicious compared to the train wreck she was a few months back. And then, one day later, we're faced with this...



Same boots, a sloppy hat and what looks like a nightgown?

As an aside, those boots are gonna start stinking sometime soon. I know for a fact that cheeso's (and the smells that tend to result from over indulgence) tend to ooze their way out of the body through the sweat glands in the feet.


I love this woman on ER... I truly do.



I didn't know she was married to Ralph Fiennes however... and I certainly wasn't aware that she is appalling bad at dressing herself. And doing her hair. Is that a duck tail hanging down the front of her forehead?

And SA's own Charlize Theron features in this month's episode...



Hate the hair. She looks Amish. Back to blonde please.
Thanks
Management.

Looks like black blood dripping down the front of that... that.... er....



Dunst is baaaack....

Look everybody! It's a giant walking feather duster! It's a really bad version of Big Bird's Baby Sister! No... it's... it's... Sarah Brightman?



I thought she was dead. How come all these people keep popping out of the woodwork? Furthermore, those shoes belong to a trannie I know name Vincensia and in those shoes, Sarah can run... but Vinnie will catch up.