Will Salma Hayek do us a freaking favour and give birth already?
In really great news...
Isn't Paris going to jail this week? I wish she'd use those prison issue PCs to do a blog up for the month or however long it is she's in the slammer. That, though a trial to read, would make my year!
Well, well, well...
Lindsay Lohan is still a bit of a prostitute. Or a clown. I haven't decided yet.
Another clown doing the rounds is this rotund specimen...
Anybody have a clue who Kate Slade is? If you do, do us a favour and send me her address. I'd like her to foot the bill for burning my retina's out of my eyeballs.
Jessica Simpson has confirmed what some of you have always suspected...
She is indeed the world's first walking, talking, living, breathing blow up doll.
Wait a minute... what's going on here?
Did someone decide that the sight of Jessica Alba drooling on herself like a 98 year old man who's lost his teeth was sexy? She looks positively brain dead. This must go round the Internet. I'm tired of being the only person this look works for!
And then... on the other end of the scale of who looks good wearing a drool bib, we have young Britney Spears who unfortunately just doesn't.
I think I'll take a month's supply of Vicodin with my supper tonight, thanks.
Dude... for like two seconds I thought this man was smoking...
Now I realise he's just brown. Easy to confuse the two.
I've left this little beauty for last today and there's really only one reason for this... though if I was up to it I could think of several more...
Anytime this moron shows the world what I've been telling them is true I've got to make a big splash... if I were bright enough to do big stars and exploding goodies, I would... so do me a favour and imagine they're there because now, not only is Merzzz Dunst an idiot, she's an idiot with a gigantic black flower glued to the side of her empty... empty head.
