Friday, July 20, 2007

In Today's News...

Yes, ladies and germs... this is your Sexiest Woman Alive...

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I think I'm putting 'that picture' of me with my tummy hanging out forward for next year's running. I'm pretty sure I'm in with a win there...


Come to think of it, there seems to be a trend in the US when it comes to tummies...

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And boobs...

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What on earth? It's like her boobs are squint or something. Left boob: But I like that guy over there...

Oh... hahaha... Oh...

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My favourite droopy boobs are back doing the rounds. Dunst still isn't wearing a bra - I swear it's like she has someone sifting through her mail specifically removing my helpful hints about where she should go for the perfect bra.


In other news, Kelly Clarkson, like me, has won the battle against Anorexia...

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and, like me, Nick Nolte has won the battle against sobriety...

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Lastly, I know Suri Cruise is supposed to be the world's most beautiful baby but she kind of freaks me out....

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No, no... something's definitely wrong there.